During a relay for breast cancer, a group of guys behind me were shouting “SAVE THE BOOBIES! SAVE SECOND BASE!! WE LOVE TITTIES!” An upset woman told them to stop that, that wasn’t the message they wanted to send and it was demeaning to women suffering with breast cancer. They told her to shut up, stop ruining their fun and go be a feminist elsewhere.
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I stayed awake and everything became hilarious
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.